Okay, so I was sitting at home the other night switching back and forth between hurricane coverage and Nineteen Kids and Totally Insane, because frankly, I can only watch so much devastation before I have to switch my mind to something it can actually process. Like batsh*t crazy religious fanatics.
And Nineteen Kids and Totally Insane was all about Michelle Duggar's forty-sixth birthday.
Forty-six?! Does that woman look forty-six years old?!
Hell, no! I mean, if I had to guess her age, I woulda put it in the mid-thirties.
But I guess that explains the problems she's had with carrying kids to term lately.
Honey, you're forty-six years old. You've got NINETEEN kids. Give it a rest, already.